Corrupt a Beatle Wish Game!

[Annalina Lennon McCartney]

In this game you corrupt the wish of the person above you and then make a new wish. :)

Examples:

A: I wish I was married to Paul...

B: You were, Heather Mills.

I wish George was still alive.

C: Granted, but it was all a dream...

I wish I had those cool Beatles shoelaces

D: Granted, except they had insects on them.

I wish...

Okay, you may start!

[BeatleLuvr13]

I wish I was Ringo (So I could get a good look at the other three's butt's while in the back of my drumset ;D )

[Annalina Lennon McCartney]

Wish Granted, but whenever somebody farts, it goes your way, and since you have a big nose, you smell everything 1000x worse.

I wish I could be Paula, Paul's equally talented and beautiful twin sister who creates her own popular girl group in the 1960s...

[BeatleLuvr13]

You and Paul were separated at babies and you didn't know about each other, and while on tour you two sleep together and he knocks up and you give birth to the ugliest incest baby ever.

I wish I was Paul's underwear XD

[Annalina Lennon McCartney]

Okay, your wish is granted, but you ended up being his drawn-on underwear, as seen in this photo here... ~>Click <~ 

I wish that if John were still alive he'd be my next-door neighbour!